请假一周-《娱乐星工场》

    【正文】

    原因不矫情,为了缓解大家的愤怒与失望,在这里祝大家大吉大利,今晚吃鸡!

    这样看起来太短太草率了,很不诚恳,其实特别诚恳,真的爆炸,所以一定要增加请假条长度!

    【粤语】

    原因嘅唔矫情,为咗缓解大家嘅嬲与失望,喺度祝大家大吉利事,今晚食鸡!

    噉睇落太短太草率喇,好唔诚恳,其实特别诚恳,真系爆炸,所以一定要增加请假条长度!

    【English】

    No-hypocritical,  in-order-to-alleviate-the-anger-and-disappointment-to-everyone,  here-I-blessing-  you-winner-winner-chicken-dinner  !

    It-looks-too-short-and-too-hasty.  It's-very-insincere.  In-fact,  it's-really-sincere-and-really-exploding,  so-we-must-increase-the-length-of-words.

    【古代语】

    故不矫,以纾众忿与望,在此祝君元吉,今夕食鸡!

    然视短太草草耳,颇有不诚,其实特诚,真者之爆,故必增告条长!

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    打人不打脸,骂人不骂娘,下周见!